Thank goodness that asshole stopped calling.
Does this ever happen to you? You’re dating someone about whom you’re kind of on the fence. You could maybe like them if you really tried but, eh. Then suddenly, they break up with you! Who the hell do they think they are?? You’re hot and they’re barely above the rank of dweeb! Why does this happen? I’ll tell you why- because the universe loves you. Would all be right with the world if you settled? No.
Today remind yourself: Thank goodness that asshole stopped calling.
