You’re not completely surrounded by morons.
Ever feel like you’re surrounded by relentless, abject stupidity? Not a great feeling. On the bright side, the idiots all around you probably aren’t actually idiots. They’re probably just annoying you because you need to do a lil “Breathe In Jeebus, Breathe Out Satan” action. Take a min, have yourself some “3,2,1,1,2,3 What’s really bothering me?” time, and regain your serenity. You just might find that the world isn’t such a douche-y place after all.
Today remind yourself: I’m not completely surrounded by morons.
