homer j. simpson quote (via jerm IX)
Starting now, I am a gym rat. The goal is to still fit into my bridesmaid dress after eating a meal at Suzi’s wedding. So far I’ve gotten pretty good at fitting into dresses pre-meal. Then at the reception, I gorge myself as though I’ve never seen a crab cake before. By the time I take my last bite of wedding cake, my dress is so tight that I want to cut it open with whatever is handy. I’m not saying I want to eat less, though that would probably be smart. I’m saying I want to start out smaller with a little room to expand. Is this irrational? Don’t answer that.



